Sooty yawns

Sleeping Sooty.

You might think from the previous pages that I know all about eating and how to train humans, but when Sofa-Loafing is finally promoted to an Olympic sport I, Sooty Sootington, will be gold medal material.

The rules include finding enough good places to sleep that are dry, warm, comfortable, quiet and not far from food and stay that way as long as possible. My favourites are sofas, there's a good variety around here. If you can't get a whole sofa try a comfy chair, preferably with a nice soft warm cat bed on it, or get into a giant tea-cosy.

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